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"If you buy a [Porsche] Boxster, your new catchphrase will be "Yes, I own a Porsche," their remark, followed by "no, it's not a 911...it's a Boxster." The Boxster is made for business as no one will be jealous of you, no one will care, you might as well have turned up in a Nissan Micra. If you owned a 911 they would hate you more than sitting through 8 hours of Strictly Come Dancing...no one will key a Boxster, they are more likely to pop money under the windscreen wiper so the owner can afford to have his shoes resoled, or for that M&S shirt & tie combo."

 - A quote from an eBay auction