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Your Attention Please....
Thank you for chosing Earth as your planetary vehicle.
We hope you enjoy the many wonderful features of this planet as you hurtle through the cosmos....Please note however, in the event of continued inaction in the face of Global Warming, your seat cushion can be used as a floation device....
- - - Also - please take a moment to locate this planets emergency exits - - - 
....As you can see - - - There aren't any....