The Best works of THE ASS NERD. Born in Cowdung Mississippi in 1957, The son of the Crimson Chin and Hally Berry. He was a young and restless youth, who spent his spare time making video game reviews of ASSY Games. When he was 16 he had a falling out with his father who wanted him to be his sidekick in fighting crime! He ran away from home to become a F-Zero pilot. As his racing career took off. Drugs and sex became his past time. He began to lose his game and almost died in a car accident. After recovering from his injuries he decided to take up music as his alternative. It would be 5 long years but eventually his EP "ASS" made it to the top 10 in the Czech Republic. However the happiness was short lived. During the one year war he was drafted in the Duchy of Zeon and became a Gundam ace. Eventually facing off against his arch enemy The Nostalgia critic in battle. After the war was over he married a young Mama Robotnik and together they boring a son, Ivo Robotnik. However they're marriage would not last and Mama and ASS NERD became estranged. Today The ASS NERD lives in Quebec Canada where he takes up Marbles and Cooking to coop with the pain and memories of the one year war. Writer, actor, poet, rapper, artist, and philosopher. The ASS NERD still continues to be an inspiration to this day.