AM I GOOD AT THIS GAME YET?!
Number of attempts: too many
Amount of randomness that can kill you: too much
Number of accidents that were purely my fault/attempts thrown away by stupidity: too many
Amount of the feeling of being bullied by AI: too much
Also, because the title was too long, I have included a bit after the credits where it shows that I've completed the final challenge.
That's right, I didn't use a single golden hammer. I'd have done the same for Brawl but RNG would not let me get certain items that can ONLY be obtained via RNG. :(
Anyway, I could've done some things better in the final fight, and there were some minor missed opportunities for more damage, but my hands were shaking too much and I might've gotten killed because of that.
That said, I hope to never have to deal with this kind of challenge again anytime soon, even though RNG was certainly in my favor for a good portion of this run.
For people that care:
0:25 - Round 1: VS King Dedede
1:43 - Round 2: VS Fox
2:55 - Round 3: VS Pikachu, Diddy Kong, Peach, Dr. Mario, Link, and Marth
4:46 - Round 4: VS Yoshi
5:20 - Round 5: VS Metal Bowser Jr., Megaman, and Wii Fit Trainer
7:32 - Round 6: VS Fighting Mii Team
9:30 - Round 7: VS Master Hand & Crazy Hand
20:28 - Challenge Board complete