Captain USA, Champion of Freedom

I am Captain USA, pirate champion of freedom. I live on the McFreedom Farm raising my children and preaching freedom. I am producing a reality show about the difference between McFreedom and True Freedom so my digital grandchildren know how to get out of the box and explore the real world. It's hard to appreciate how precious McFreedom is without knowing True Freedom. 
Once my youngest has her land legs, i intend to take the family on a 2 year voyage around the Earth. If I am successful at selling any part of this dream as entertainment, I hope to use that blessing as a launchpad to be the first family to sail around the moon. Crazier dreams have come true and as a daredevil, pirate, champion of freedom, I am willing.