I am Captain USA, pirate champion of freedom. I live on the McFreedom Farm raising my children and preaching freedom. I am producing a reality show about the difference between McFreedom and True Freedom so my digital grandchildren know how to get out of the box and explore the real world. It's hard to appreciate how precious McFreedom is without knowing True Freedom. Once my youngest has her land legs, i intend to take the family on a 2 year voyage around the Earth. If I am successful at selling any part of this dream as entertainment, I hope to use that blessing as a launchpad to be the first family to sail around the moon. Crazier dreams have come true and as a daredevil, pirate, champion of freedom, I am willing.
I made a promise to the moon that I would sail the seven seas and with no sailing experience I bought a boat off craigslist for $2800 cash and sailed it to Cuba, Mexico, Belize, Guatemala and the Pacific.
Captain USA, Champion of Freedom spends all year preparing for the 4th of July tribute to all those brave men and women who sacrificed everything for freedom. Last year's stunt, The Flaming Toro of Freedom ended early when a test run burned the beloved Toro to the ground. But, as Captain USA knows, the grandest failures are but grand opportunities for triumph and every stunt without injury is a capital success. Undeminished by the unpopular Flaming Toro, Captain USA reclaims the truth of that message by launching a pheonix from the ashes of el toro and brings us a fitting tribute to freedom with the Flaming Knievel of Freedom.