bugbait42

I'm a shill, who's paid by the government to spread lies about things like hoax doomsday planets that defy the laws of physics and have been failing to arrive ever since 2003. 

We're still waiting for the world to turn upside-down as well (unless it happened on 21st Dec 2012 and nobody noticed.) 

I'm currently working for the Government of Kazakhstan, but I recently applied for a shill's position with the Bahamian Government. If successful, I will then be able to shillitise from a laptop on a nice sunny beach.