You know, it's not everyday you get to see life through the point of view of a walking, talking, lady-getting shark. Well, unless you're me. Or you happen to be watching this video following a day in my life.
Bask in the glory that is Bernie as I generously allow beautiful women to take selfies with me, casually bump fists with my fans, use my VIP status to gain entry to a sold out concert, and generally behave in a way that makes onlookers think "Dang. I wish I was that shark."