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  • Everybody Poops

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    WELL THE POPE TAKES A POOP AND THE PRESIDENT TOO
    AND THE FANCY PANTS BANKER IN HIS 3 PIECE SUIT
    THE BIG FAT GENERAL AND ALL OF HIS TROOPS
    THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS EVERYBODY POOPS.

    THE FAMOUS BRAIN SURGEON HAS TO LEAVE HIS LUMP
    AND THE HIGH PRICED MODEL HAS TO STOP FOR A DUMP
    A CAN THE SIZE OF CANADA CAN'T SPRAY AWAY THE TRUTH




    CAUSE EVEN IF THEY DON'T ADMIT IT EVERYBODY POOPS.

    EVERYBODY POOPS (EVERYBODY POOPS)
    EVERYBODY POOPS (POOPA POOPY DOO)
    SURE THINGS NUMBER MORE THAN TWO
    DEATH AND TAXES
    AND EVERYBODY POOPS!!

    SOMETIMES ITS EASY OTHER DAYS IT'S HARD
    BUT IF YOUR SYSTEM'S WORKIN' THANK YOUR
    LUCKY STARS
    NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT NOT A WORD IS SAID.
    BUT IF YOU'RE NOT POOPIN' THEN IT MEANS YOU'RE
    PROB'LY DEAD.

    THE DESTITUE AND HOMELESS HAVE TO DO IT IT'S TRUE
    BUT EVEN ALL THE WEALTHY PEOPLE GOTTA MAKE DUE (doo)
    AND IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH IT'S HAPPENIN' TO YOU
    SOONER OR LATER EVERYBODY POOPS!

    ©2009 Jason Shaw

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