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  • The Lidl Song - Andy Conway

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    Download The Song ITUNES- http://tinyurl.com/ozu2uux ANDROID/WINDOWS - http://tinyurl.com/ld9zfce
    Catchy,funny & a little bit true, This Is "The LIDL SONG"
    Written & Performed By Andy Conway.
    Thanks to Lidl Ireland for the great response,If you like what
    you hear please Hit That Subscribe Button :)
    Thanks for all the likes and shares across Facebook
    & Twitter,Please keep it going.
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    Lyrics:

    I've been shopping in Dunnes Stores now all me life,
    When suddenly walks in my lovely wife.
    We haven't got a drop of milk now
    The rent man's on his way,
    I got me hair washed cut and blow dried
    so we've no funds left today.

    We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, whatever the feck it's called
    We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, the prices say it all,
    I got a pair of shoes an anorak scuba gear
    chicken nuggets satellite T.V.
    I got the whole back garden decked out for €13.43.
    I forgot the milk, and she'll f###king kill me.

    Every month the magazine comes out,
    from camping gear to brand new German stout.
    The mother wont touch the meat
    She still thinks that its odd and the father's wearing Lycra,
    just to walk the fecking dog.

    We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, whatever the feck it's called
    We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, the prices say it all,
    I got a lawnmower, vollyball laptop dartboard
    a box of Hitler tea, I have the Christing fecking sorted
    with enough for J.R.B's , I forgot the milk.

    Now me shopping's less that 20 quid,
    Th cheap auld Mars bars take up half me fridge,
    The Tayto's still crap, we'll forgive them for that.
    The vodka almost kills you with a Sip

    We'll go to Lid, Lidl, whatever the feck it's called
    We'll go to Lidl, Lidl, the prices say it all,
    I got a weighing scales, beach towel, head torch
    and a foot spa for herself.
    I got a little German midget to come home and wash the delf,
    I forgot the milk, I forgot the milk, cheers.

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