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  • Things I Smashed

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    A new video for my new single which is... out now! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/tr......
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    Huge thanks to..
    Lisa McGrillis starring as my long suffering partner
    Ben Bee, the DoP who brilliantly shot it
    Lucy Haley my actual long suffering partner who is also a proper television and film professional and helped put the whole thing together.

    LYRICS:

    Your favourite mug with an L ’cos your name starts with an L
    I tried to be careful I think, but one time it slipped and shattered in the sink
    My heart skipped a beat, face white as a sheet
    I’ve broken things before, so I brought two more in case I dropped one on the floor
    A plate split in two, the crack shaped like the Thames
    Eastenders plays in my head, the fractured plate was cheap otherwise I would be dead

    These are things I smashed
    I’m clumsy with china, bish bosh, bash
    But I never smashed your heart
    Just inanimate objects into parts
    No I’ll never break your heart into pieces, unlike that picture of cheeses, mini statue of Jesus, though I might have been pleased with that one

    That big pyrex bowl just slipped through my hands
    It only fell an inch, but it ruptured in three met it’s demise violently
    The lamp I knocked to the floor, while carelessly doing chores
    I blame the vacuum but you got the lamp fixed it now it’s back in the front room

    These are things I smashed
    I’m clumsy with china, smish smosh smash
    But I never smashed your heart
    Just inanimate objects into parts
    No I’ll never break your heart, no cracks, unlike that cool Marmite butter dish and toast rack

    Now where’s the dustpan and brush, another tumbler
    Tumbled I was in a rush, I’ve been rumbled
    Don’t go barefoot in the hall, be on guard there’s shards on the floor
    Your favourite glass is no more

    These are things I smashed
    I’m clumsy with china, wallop, bang, crash
    Cos I never smashed your heart
    Just inanimate objects into parts
    No I’ll never break your heart
    Not demolished, no dent, that vase needs more than a polish it’s utterly rent

    So many things I broke but never I love you unspoke
    You broke a glass with the kettle, don’t know how still got some way to reach my total
    My co-ordination’s a farce, I’m showered in broken glass
    Amazing we’ve made it so far, still haven’t fixed that frame I broke when I picked up my guitar




    These are things I smashed
    I’m clumsy with china, but hopes not dashed
    Cos I never smashed your heart
    Just inanimate objects into parts
    No I’ll never break your heart
    no chips, unlike that bowl that’s done like ageing knees or hips

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