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  • TOO OLD (Chicago Pride Parade 2013)

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    LYRICS:

    nice...

    I just came to flirt at the party,
    girl I saw you in the corner you was working your body
    I'm all hyped up on Concerta and molly
    I got the dirtiest laundry, I almost squirt in my undies
    But I be nerdy you want me.
    But I be nervous and horny,
    Cursin while I flow it but my verses are funky. I bring the
    Awkward to your stereo, turn up the bumping, I know that
    Worse case scenario I'm jerking my monkey.
    I work my ass off and earn almost nothing
    I guess, jack shit is my permanent income,
    But girl you look at me in ways that your friends won't
    but if my looks don't, my words'll probably offend em
    Yo we out here and then some,
    Dog parking it, I'm just trying to make a bitch come
    Ended up with a touchdown in the friend zone
    Tried to kiss her titties instead she gave me a fist bump, what

    Damn, I'm getting too old and I don't know any one
    Damn, I'm getting too old and I don't know any one
    Damn, I'm getting too old and I don't know any one
    It's pretty cold in the city son,
    Plus I'm getting too old and I don't know anyone

    I'm not in a group, I got a lot of groupies
    catch the el home and maybe catch your buddy's cooties
    take her home and watch a funny movie
    If she likes pot then thats a plus but not a must if she's a fucking cutie.
    Getting butts and booties, there aint a but about it.
    I got friends with benefits and a job with out em.
    No I will not become a tall accountant. I'd rather
    bottom out and then go slit my wrists inside the olive mountain
    Where's your drinks we leaving get your girl, she gotta down em
    If she not with me then she probably frowning, she fucked my
    head up and i needed counseling, or a couple ounces
    smoking roaches like the public houses, this
    club is crowded. Giddy up, finish up your henny son
    Who are all these people? I don't think that I know anyone
    it's loud kid, yo and plus the girl i'm tryna hit,
    is making it kinda rough saying she was born in 96

    Damn, I'm getting too old and I don't know any one
    Damn, I'm getting too old and I don't know any one
    Damn, I'm getting too old and I don't know any one
    It's pretty cold in the city son,
    Plus I'm getting too old and I don't know anyone Show less
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