Now I'm the kinda guy that don't like going out at night Never have Staying home & watching Star Wars would be alright Yeah I'm nerdy, but her?
She's a black leather motorcycle wheelie poppin' Female James Dean
Seriously She like to drink & smoke And I hate it So why's she into me?
I'm not her cup of...brandi
She's like Kesha & I'm kinda like Mr Bean Someone save me!
CHORUS Oh no! What to do?
She's sticking to me closer than a bad tattoo now Hey hey! What to say? She's not the kinda girl I wanna marry someday Oh wow! She's havin a cow She's like a starving baby & she wants fed right now Oh ahh! I've got to watch Watch myself or I might fall in love
It's kinda cute the way she bites her bottom lip When she's playing pool
I tell her that she's pretty Then she punches me in the arm Cmon! That's not cool! So why do I want her? She's everything I'm not I'm like a happy healthy beating heart She's like a blood clot!
Someone save me
(spoken) Oh no What to do? She's stickin to me closer than a bad tattoo