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  • Tor Hershman's "Chanting The Name Of The Turd"

    8,703 views 6 years ago
    A few fan mails that are TOO complementary & this parody happens.

    __Lyrics:

    You may have a smooth grin /
    Your lies come out deadpan /
    great communicator, mental masturbator /
    spent a decade vegetatin /

    If you open up your heart /
    blood will gush right out /
    your emotions are in your brain /
    not in replaceable chest spout /

    By chantin the name of old Tor and you will see
    its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
    when earthquakes or giant storms come from the sea
    its as helpful as if you spent your whole life chantin Gumby

    You need to cut a fart
    all life needs to make gas
    if youre an instigator or alligator
    youre gonna get recycled

    If you open up your heart
    blood will gush right out
    charge gnomes in you chest rent
    `cause theyll never help you out

    By chantin the name of old Tor and you will see
    its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
    "god speed" or Lennon songs in space shuttles aint worth a pee
    when they go boom youre toast regardless of your theology

    You do need some shelter
    reporters love helter skelter
    Invest in Mardi Gras beads, not flood wall needs,
    and churches go a floatin

    If you open up your heart
    therell be a blood stream
    dont let the creeps con you
    with their minds so freakin mean

    George sang, Pope owns 51% of General Motors.
    Harrison was pissed, he only owned 49% of GM stores.
    Chant Jehovah, Krishna, Allah, Satan or Tor
    Theyre equally worthless to help you, thats for sure Show less
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