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  • My Mother-in-Law is a Scorpion

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    One fine day
    I answered the phone
    It was my girlfriend inviting
    Me to her home

    I met her father
    He cooked us a meal
    It was a pleasant evening
    But i began to feel

    A presence, a shadow
    Eyes on my neck
    Her father looked nervous
    I began to suspect

    A secret, a lie
    Someone was missing
    When no one was talking
    I heard a strange hissing

    I felt deep down that
    Something was not right
    I made my excuses
    I said good night

    One year later
    At our wedding reception
    I finally uncovered
    The horrible deception

    My mother in law is a scorpion
    My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
    Woah woah
    My mother in law is a scorpion
    My brother is crying, the priest is dead
    Woah woah

    Family dinners are not fun
    When you're terrified of getting stung

    My mother in law is a scorpion
    Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
    Woah woah
    My mother in law is a scorpion
    I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
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