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  • Dear Future Human: SPCA of Westchester | spca914.org

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    SPCA of Westchester
    spca914.org
    shelter@spca914.org
    (914) 941-2896
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    Dear future human
    Here's a few things
    You'll need to know if you wanna be
    My one and only all my life

    Take me to the park
    I won’t even bark
    And don’t forget the squeaky toys and stock up on the treats
    'Cause if you treat me right
    I swear I’ll never bite
    Come adopt me
    Come, come adopt me

    You've got a job you like
    But baby so do I
    And it’s my job to sleep for 24 hours straight
    But I’ll wake up for grub
    And take a belly rub
    Purr along with me
    Purr, purr along with me

    You've gotta know how to treat me like your baby
    Even when I’m acting lazy
    Tell me you’re all mine for life

    Dear future human
    Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
    My one and only all my life
    Dear future human
    From the shelter I’m ready to scram
    Tell me you’ll bring me home and treat me like your fam

    After every fetch
    I will take a stretch
    And I will always be the friend you love the very best
    Even if I was bad
    You know I'm never bad
    Come adopt a pet
    Everybody needs a pet

    You've gotta know that I’ll be the best roomie
    With me you’ll never be gloomy
    I’ll make everything all right

    Dear future human
    Here's a few things
    You'll need to know if you wanna be
    My one and only all my life
    Dear future human
    Come adopt me
    Don't leave me lonely
    And I will love you all your life and all of mine
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    A parody of "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor, from her album "Title," available on Epic Records Show less
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