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THE BIG REPUBLICAN TENT
words and music by
Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby
copyright © 2015
Step right up, you gotta hurry hurry
Right this way into the Big Top, the Re-
Publican tent you’ll
See the presidential
Unfold before your eyes!
The clown car arrives!
Out they all tumble to greet you
Jeb Bush is performing balloon tricks and japes
Twisting hot air into curious shapes.
Thrill to Chris Christie
Don’t get him pissed he
Makes other Strong Men look puny
Marvel at the Bender of the Truth! You've never seen a
Contortionist as flexible as Carly Fiorina
Welcome, each lady and gent
To The Big Republican Tent
Come, one, come all
Witness Rand Paul
Follow in his father’s missteps
Climbing the pole, just how high will he get?
Flying so free, and with no safety net
Don’t miss John Kasich
His act’s pretty basic
But he’s the guy who rigged the ring toss
Ben Carson, Doctor Genius who says science is so scary
Watch him as as he sews a bigger brain into Rick Perry ...
Shoulda know'd that’s how it mighta went
In The Big Republican Tent
Welcome Ted Cruz!
He's the clown who's
Bound to shut down the whole circus
And Mike “Chuckles” Huckabee, makes us all laugh
Until he starts sawing a woman in half
Then there’s the newbie
Lil’ Marco Rubi-
O, the World’s Thirstiest Baby
Amazing Bobby Jindal swallows swords and daggers, and he
Turns a somersault and tries to sell you cotton candy
Oh, what a magnificent
Three, two, one, blam!
Here's Lindsay Graham
Shooting himself from a cannon
If you like the sad clowns, George Pataki's your guy
He’ll sing Pagliacci, and make us all cry
See Rick Santorum
He's the creep running the peep show
And Scott, they call him “tighter than a tightrope” Walker’s
Firing all the roustabouts and cleaning out their lockers
That’s a lotta clowns, are there still more?
Yes, Jim Gilmore - Invisible Jim
Nobody knows if it’s him
And now he’s entering
Entering the center ring
The King of the Clowns, Donald Trump
GOP T Barnum, can he do it? Can he win it?
Maybe, ‘cause they say that there's a sucker born each minute
Let’s have a round of applause
Hurrahs and huzzahs and guffaws because
One of these clowns might be your president
In the Big Republican…