4 months ago
Super Bowl commercial champ “Terrible” Terry Tate comes out of retirement to inject some much-needed law and order in the 2016 presidential campaign: “You can’t go grabbing people willy-nilly!! That’s just creepy, baby!" Newly discovered footage from the infamous Access Hollywood Donald Trump / Billy Bush conversation unveils an eye-popping demonstration of the famed Office Linebacker doing what he does best. According to Triple T, “Everybody knows when you go for the grope, Terry gonna say nope! That ain’t new, son!!”
As the famed Felcher & Sons standout explains: “I’m the type of player that player hater’s hate to play — I’m 100% heart baby, all day, every day. So when Donnie went for the hug, I knocked off his rug!!” Mr. Tate closed with a reminder to citizens who have tuned out of the election: “Drop the remote and get out and vote! That’s how Terry Tate makes America great!!"