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    LYRICS

    [Intro]
    If you've ever wondered why
    Disney tales all end in lies
    Here's what happened after all their dreams came true...

    [Verse 1 - Simba]
    Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir
    Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
    By beasts who don't fight fair
    I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small
    And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall
    Let me help this African economy
    Oh, my species is going extinct
    Everywhere you look, death
    Taking shots at my pride
    Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide
    Scope set
    Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
    Now ebonies need ivory for pay
    I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
    Oh, my species is going extinct
    Oh, my species is go-

    [Verse 2 - Peter Pan]
    Every time I fly to town
    I grow up when I come down
    Now I've been stuck at age sixteen
    For eighty years of puberty
    In unforgiving tights
    (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
    We're following his leader, his leader, his leader
    We're following his leader
    Wherever he may bone
    Tee dum, tee dee
    My teedle-dee's out to play
    It's one for all
    The mermaids are wet for days
    This engine's revved
    There's only one booty for me
    Just a teedle ee rump
    A teedle ee hump tee day
    Think of the fappiest thoughts
    I'm a happy little thot
    (Okay)
    Wendy is my special gal
    She's like ninety
    I'm down
    The dentures never bite
    (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
    Hope he's bi
    He's upright

    [Verse 3 - Hercules]
    Save my soul
    Herc was on a roll
    Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
    Replaced by intelligent design
    The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
    The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo"
    He's a godsend bigger than Nero
    Out with the old, in with the Jew
    Hero to Christo
    God's honest truth
    Hero to Christo
    Hey Herc, you're screwed
    The Jesus freak is super weak
    I'm so divine
    You see I came inside a virgin's bod
    So have I
    I threw him in the Colosseum
    A lion a la carte
    Three days went by he zombified
    And rose up in search of hearts

    [Verse 4 - Aladdin]
    I'm a prisoner of war
    ISIS blew up my city
    They're throwing me off a building
    'Cause they think that I like guys
    A holy war
    An old fantastical point of view
    Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide
    I can't go back to where I used to thieve
    Every turn suicide
    A hundred thousand children plead
    The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law
    Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war)
    Unholy war (that's where we'll be)
    Just refugees (send helping hands)
    Instead of bans for you and me

    [Outro]
    The lions are gone
    Hair on my junk
    Jesus is a hunk
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