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  • The TRUTH About My Basement

    58,209 views 5 hours ago
    Over the last few days my basement has been described as a dungeon or some kind of cold dark scary torturous place… this is unfair considering how few people actually know the truth about my basement… reality is, I spend most my time in the basement due to the fact that it amazing. I have an editing station in there so I can play games with loved ones on the projector while working. It makes it so even when I am being productive, I can also get quality time with Lainey.

    If I were in the position where I lied to someone, betrayed them or otherwise let them down in a huge way, and they said “Hey, I’m putting you on a kinky dog collar/chain in this room of luxury for a few days to make up for what you did with all the food/baths etc you as for.” I would praise them for making it so easy for me to do what I clearly wanted to do which was get undumped… but people like to be dramatic for the sake of making themselves look like the victim when the real victim is Lainey, they’ll demonize the idea of the kinky chain/basement even when they themselves choose being in the basement of their own free will over simply making an apology video for how much damage they have done to Lainey… emotionally acting like this was some kind of basement you would find in the SAW series? Well… you already admitted you are a liar publicly so this just adds to the same character-defining reality.

    This is why we tell the truth, because the truth comes out anyway, and when people realize you’ve been blatantly dishonest/misleading? Good luck.

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    • The TRUTH About My Basement - Duration: 3 minutes, 31 seconds.

      • 5 hours ago
      • 58,209 views
      Over the last few days my basement has been described as a dungeon or some kind of cold dark scary torturous place… this is unfair considering how few people actually know the truth about my baseme...
    • BOYFRIEND DOES MY MAKEUP VOICEOVER - Duration: 5 minutes, 49 seconds.

      • 2 days ago
      • 124,718 views
      Makeup routines! They are fun & not at all mind-numbing! Today a boyfriend does the voiceover for his girlfriend's makeup routine explaining exactly what she is applying to her face... is it glitte...
    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT GIRLFRIENDS - Duration: 4 minutes, 39 seconds.

      • 6 days ago
      • 315,410 views
      Girlfriends... they can actually be pretty awesome, just like boyfriends... but as seen in many internet girlfriend memes, there are downsides. Now not all these things apply to all women... duh, b...
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      • 1 week ago
      • 241,822 views
      I went through a makeover, one orchestrated by myself... this is before and after that makeover where I take about 10 years off my life... I know some will argue I did more, others will suggest I d...
    • My Boyfriend Abuses Me (Comedy) - Duration: 4 minutes, 52 seconds.

      • 1 week ago
      • 131,675 views
      My boyfriend hits me, he strangles me, he has used a drug or something to make me pass out, I love animals and he shot one... there's just so many things my boyfriend has done that is abusive... pl...
    • Onision: The NEW Reality Show (2017) - Duration: 5 minutes, 40 seconds.

      • 1 week ago
      • 152,255 views
      So I recorded my first every reality show with Anastazia Nichole. Her channel: goo.gl/mDQYrL - It was fun to record with her, but as you can tell, when it comes to reality TV in general: Onision no...
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    • Fun With Onision 2017 - Duration: 3 minutes, 45 seconds.

      • 2 weeks ago
      • 310,004 views
      It's snowed, I haven't done a fun with Onision in a while... so? What do you do? You... make a freaking fun with Onision duh. In this video I face the harsh weather head on... like no really, why b...
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    • 1000 Degree Knife vs Holy Bible - Duration: 6 minutes, 10 seconds.

      • 2 weeks ago
      • 222,682 views
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      • 3 weeks ago
      • 122,760 views
      Let's take a blow torch to a massive number of random toys... sounds like fun right? Well, today I bought a blow torch and I happen to be into science... like the science of burning Mario's head......
    • Social Justice Warrior Reacts To Onision - Duration: 4 minutes.

      • 3 weeks ago
      • 148,903 views
      We tried to make everyone believe Onision was a criminal in one way, it failed. We waited a while and tried to make everyone believe he was a criminal in another way... we failed again... we had to...
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    • 32 Different Laughs Without Smiling - Duration: 3 minutes, 39 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      • 177,917 views
      TECHNICALLY the Seth Rogan laughs were different because of the contexts guys... GOD. Anyway, these are at least 20+ different laughs... you could say 32 different laughs, but all these libtard con...
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    • Leaked Video: Onision & His Wife - Duration: 4 minutes, 8 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      • 260,364 views
      So I got the random idea to make a tape with Lainey & then leak it so I become super famous... like, this is it, I'm finally going to be a worldwide super star, famous forever and ever... maybe I'l...
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      • 5 years ago
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      • 2 years ago
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      • 3 years ago
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      • 5 years ago
      • 724,954 views
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      • 3 years ago
      • 693,583 views
      Originally I was just going to upload the music video portion of this video... but it was horribly depressing so I had Emo Charlie point out how mental it is. Thanks Charlie :)

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    • PEE PEE SONG - Duration: 2 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
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      CRAZY fun music video with trannies, rappers & frozen sacks!!! Oh my!!!

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    • Fat Fat Burger Burger - Duration: 2 minutes, 8 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
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      • 2 years ago
      • 605,290 views
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      • 7 years ago
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