Annabot Glados

I am a human from Planet Earth. I do not eat my fellow earthlings, live in a van and try to sail, bungee or skydive whenever possible. 

M goal is to see as much of my home planet as possible.

Statistics show that every time you watch my videos, peace on earth increases by 2%. As a reward for this, you receive +4 sexiness and +3 intelligence.

- "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving" - Lao Tze

- "The journey itself is my home." - Bashō Matsuo