Russian President Vladamir Putin has appeared in two photos one taken in World War One and one during World War Two. This raises the very interesting and important question is Vladamir Putin Immortal or is he just a vampire. But he's not alone here's a list of celebrities that also have appeared in photos taken a long time ago.
A: Ben, did you know that Vladimir Putin is immortal?
B: What President of Russia Vladimir Putin?
B: He’s not immortal
Ben shocked the entire time
A: According to the internet Vladimir Putin has not only served in the KGB but he was also a Russian soldier during the 1920 as you can see in this photo here he was most likely fighting in the infantry for the commies in the Russian Civil war. Another photo here shows Putin in 1941 serving as a tank crew member. And lastly this recent picture shows Putin training russian dolphins for explosive laden suicide missions for the Russian Navy.
B: This is the last time you get to choose a topic for the news
A: So according to math, if Putin was of legal military age in 1920 he’d be well over 100 hundred years old today. Which makes him either extremely well aged or the more likely answer...
looks to ben
B: No, I’m not doing this
A: But that’s not all immortality is not just limited to Russian leaders. Check this photo out of Nicolas Cage
and now look at this photo that an antique dealer recently shared of nicolas cage during the civil war.
B: whoa that actually kind of looks like him.
A: Right experts in immortality are saying that nicolas cage is most likely a vampire one of the many that escaped persecution by fleeing to the southern states from notorious vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln
B: Who’s more known for being the 18th President of the United States
A: Yes but also a vicious vampire murderer
B: You know this proves nothing
A: I’m not done, this photo shows Keanu Reeves in the future leading the fight for humanity against a brutal race of sentient machines.
B: dude is that chris?
A: I don’t know, but this photo shows Keanu Reeves in feudal japan
B: that’s just a screenshot from 47 Ronin.
A: Exactly and this is Keanu Reeves in 1875 posing as French actor Paul Mounet.
B: Ok there’s definitely some resemblance there.
A: The rabbit hole keeps getting deeper. Here’s a photo of Jay Z recently wearing a hat. Here’s a photo of Jay Z wearing a hat in harlem in the 1930s.
B: well that does make sense actually because right around that time the Harlem Renaissance was happening.
B: wait wait! how many more of these do you have
A: A lot
B: Ok so maybe we can speed this up… you know for the viewers.
A: Ok but i'll need your help.
A: Ok lets go, John Travolta on Scientology
B: John Travolta on a piece of glass
A: Alec Baldwin attacking a photographer
B: Alec Baldwin getting a photo taken
A: Joseph Gordon Levitt in your dreams
B: Joseph Gordon Levitt in the navy
A: Steve Carell wearing a bowtie
B: Steve Carell wearing a bowtie with a funny mustache
A: Eminem pissed off in detriot
B: Eminem pissed off in the trenches of world war II
A: Sylvester stallone fighting for America
B: Sylvester Stallone fighting for Christianity
A: Michael Jackson with a nose
B: Michael Jackson without a nose… aww that’s messed up
A: Bruce Willis with a cigarette
B: Bruce Willis with a cigar
A: Eddie Murphy as a woman
B: Eddie Murphy as a man
A: Robert Pattinson as a vampire
B: Robert Pattinson as a vampire
A: Peter Dinklage as the King's hand
B: Peter Dinklage in a Diego velazquez painting as the King’s jester
A: Allen and Ben on the runlist
B: Allen and Ben in ancient sparta… wiat what??