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  • "Naughty Town" 80's Glam Parody

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    She's Nine

    written by Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen


    She struts her stuff from across the room showin off those luscious legs
    Wearin' that schoolgirl uniform makin all the young guys beg

    I was a lonely school bus driver just working from week to week
    She got on the bus and winked at me and I could hardly speak

    When everyone else got off the bus she sat down next to me
    She was getting so hot and bothered that was plain to see

    Then grabbed ahold a my stick shift and made the engine stall
    She said there's no grass on the field but we can still play ball

    She's Nine and that's just Fine
    Tastes so sticky sweet like unfermented wine

    She's Nine and that's just fine
    She knows how to use it and she's just about to lose it

    Her daddy says she's too young he's always on my case
    Every time I come to pick her up he shoots me with his mace

    My friends have all disowned me they won't talk to me no more
    They said you better watch out for Megans Law or you'll go door to door

    She's Nine and that's just fine
    Police are knockin on my door saying hey man that's a crime

    She's Nine and that's just fine
    I better get a good Lawyer or I'll be doin' time


    The county judge glared down at me and said what do you have to say
    I said I direct the courts attention towards exhibit A

    Have you ever seen a 3rd grader with such a killer bod
    Well the Judge's mouth fell open and he said Oh my god

    She's Nine and that's just fine you are free to go but she's all mine
    She's Nine and that's just fine she knows how to use it and she's just about to lose it Show less
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