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  • TAX REFUND TIME- MVPleez

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    Is that $640 tax refund check burning a hole in your pocket? OURS TOO! Oh, the possibilities are endless during tax refund time, the most glorious time of the year! Pay your rent? NOT EVEN! The cafe chairs are out, the cherry blossoms are in bloom, pssht, we're playing hooky. *Based on true events.

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    TAX REFUND TIME
by MVPleez
    for more on us click here!: http://www.MVPleez.com

    Written by Monica West, Valentine Bureau,
    and Thomas Middleditch http://thomasmiddleditch.tu...)

    Direction, Shooting and Editing by Kathleen Grace http://www.kmgrace.com
Beats and Production by Gary Atturio

    Recorded at Galuminum Foil Studios http://www.galuminumfoil.com/

    Featuring:
    Dustin Druryhttp://twitter.com/dustindrury
    Matt Swanston http://www.mattswanston.com/
    Florencia Baras
    Bryan Cartwright
    Royce Wilder
    Adrian Bell

    Super thanks to Jonathan Waxman and Barbuto NYC http://www.barbutonyc.com/
    as well as
    Our great friends Stefan and Florencia over at Sockerbit Candy Shop! Go visit! http://www.sockerbit.com/

    TAX REFUND TIME
    by MVPleez (with guest verse by Thomas Middleditch as the "Tax Guy")

    CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
    SPENDIN LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
    CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

    CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
    SPENDIN LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
    CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

    WHAT UP GIRL, WE GOTTA FINISH OUR SCRIPT
    BUT DANG WEST, I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOIN THIS SHIT
    CUZ IT'S BEEN RAININ ALL MONTH, NOW IT'S FINALLY NICE
    GOT THAT DIRECT DEPOSIT REFUND, FEEL LIKE ROLLIN SOME DICE!

    OH, SNAP! I JUST GOT MINE IN THE MAIL!
    I FILED JANUARY 10TH, BUT THAT S$^% SLOW AS A SNAIL
    I'M SITTIN $640.20 LARGE, SO TELL ME WHERE YOU WANNA GO?
    WE GOT SOME SHOPPIN TO CHARGE!

    FIRST STOP: NARS!
    I WANT A BRIGHT LIPSTICK
    HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE J. CREW CATALOGUES?
    THAT'S SOME FREAKIN HIP SHIT
    AND THINKING OF IT I COULD USE AN ORGASM TOO
    WHA? CHILL GIRL, THAT'S A FAMOUS COLOR THEY USE!

    BAM-DONE! SUPER MODEL ALERT!
    BOYS JUST HOLD YOURSELF BACK, WE KNOW YOU ALL WANNA FLIRT
    BUT IT'S THURSDAY YOU KNOW AND THE TIME IS SHOP O CLOCK
    WE'LL CATCH YOU CUTIES LATER! TICK! TOCK!

    CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
    SPENDING LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
    CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

    CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
    SPENDING LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
    CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

    STOLLIN DOWN BLEECKER, CHERRY BLOSSOMS IN HAND
    I DON'T KNOW THAT SHOP--SCANDINAVIAN CANDY?
    WE GOT SOME WATERMELONER AND SOME SHERRIF FRUCT TOO!
    HEY YO V, SHE LOOKS LIKE A SCADI VERSION OF YOU!

    BOUNDIN UPTOWN, 7TH AVENUE SOUTH
    CRAMMIN ALL OUR TASTY GOODIES, SOUR BURSTS IN OUR MOUTH
    BUST IN TO LOHMANS FOR LESS, DESIGNER FASHIONS FOR REALZ
    I WANTED STEWART WEITZMAN WEDGES BUT JESS SIMPSON GO THE DEALZ!

    MY NAME IS PETER MARQUETTE, I'M WITH THE IRS
    I GOT A BRAND NEW CALCULATOR AND A CORDUROY VEST
    IF YOU ^%&* WITH ME YOU'LL %^&*& DIE LIKE THE REST
    I GOT 1099S POURIN OUT OF MY CHEST
    THINK YOU HAD A HARD YEAR? DON'T PLAY ME.
    YOU DIDN'T KEEP RECEIPTS? THAT'S JUST LAZY.
    TRYIN TO BEAT THE DEADLINE ON THE LAST MINUTE CRAM?
    YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, I'M LITERALLY THE MAN.

    I, I GOT A CRAVIN FOR ROSE WINE
    CUZ THE TEMPERATURE'S 69
    AND I WANNA SIT OUTSIDE TONIGHT

    I-I-I GOT A CRAVIN FOR ROASTED CHICKEN
    THE KIND THAT IS FINGER LICKIN
    AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE THAT HAS THAT KIND!

    ROLL UP TO BARBUTO, JONNY WAXMAN ON THE GRILL
    FOR A TOP CHEF MASTER, YO THAT DUDE IS PRETTY CHILL
    HE'S CRUSHIN SPRING RAMPS, WHOLE FISH! BRUSCHETTA TOO!
    BUT DON'T FORGET THE CHICKEN!
    GIRL IT'S COMIN TO YOU!

    MARGARITA SHOTS, SPILLED THAT $#%& RIGHT DOWN MY NECK.
    BUT IT'S ALL GOOD, CUZ THEY TOOK CARE OF THE CHECK
    TWO EXPRESSOS PLEASE!
    THROW A HUNDRED ON THE TABLE
    WE GOT OUR TAX MONEY AND WE'RE WILLIN AND ABLE! Show less
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