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  • Guy Gets "Cat Blocked" By Best Friend - LoadedQuestions.com

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    YouTube star Eric Schwartz, aka Smooth-E, gets "cat blocked" by his best friend in this music video recounting his experience playing "Loaded Questions." Don't forget to film your experiences and post them here as video responses. And buy your game now at http://www.loadedquestions.com You'll never look at your friends the same way again.

    Produced by http://www.comedy.com
    Written, performed and produced by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E (http://www.SmoothE.tv)
    Filmed and directed by Snehal Patel (http://www.FearlessProducti...)

    CAST
    Eric/Jacob - Eric Schwartz
    Marian - Lisa Schwartz
    Anthony - Ramsey Moore
    Cat - Foley

    Lighting - Tom Myrdahl
    5D Camera provided by Canon
    Lenses provided by Zeiss & Canon
    Rig provided by RedRockMicro
    Monitor provided by Marshall Electronics
    Media provided by HoodmanUSA

    Special thanks to Fletcher Murray and Alicyn Packard
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    LYRICS

    I was with my friends playing this game called Loaded Questions. These questions are loaded, man! They contain information you may or may not wanna know

    [CHORUS]
    THESE LOADED QUESTIONS GOT ME GUESSIN, WHAT DIRT WILL GET LEARNT ABOUT MY FRIENDS THIS SESSION? THESE LOADED QUESTIONS
    GOT ME GUESSIN, START THE SESSION..DROP THE FIRST QUESTION:

    OK, QUESTION 1: WHAT'S YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
    THE ANSWERS WERE ABOUT TO KNOCK MY WORLD OFF BALANCE. ONE OF US CAN MAKE OUR STOMACH GROWL ON COMMAND...ONE CAN TIE A CHERRY STEM WITHOUT USING THEIR HANDS...ONE KNOWS HOW TO DATE FIVE GIRLS AT A TIME...AND ONE OF US KNOWS HOW TO SPIT SOME REAL HOT RHYMES
    THE FIRST ANSWER? IT WAS ANTHONY AND TO PROVE IT, HE MADE HIS BELLY SOUND ALL PANTHERY (GROWL)

    THE CHERRY STEM? THAT WAS MARIAN
    NOW, THAT'S THE KINDA GIRL THAT I WANNA BE MARRYIN'. BUT SHE'S TAKEN BY MY OTHER FRIEND, JACOB WHO JUST REVEALED HE'S THE FIVE LADY PLAYER--BREAK UP! SHE STARTED CURSIN' HIM, CAUSE HE WAS FIVE-TIMIN' HER
    BUT I'VE BEEN EYIN' HER, SO I SPIT SOME FRESH RHYMES AT HER.

    OOH! LOADED QUESTIONS, JUICY LIKE A BERRY
    BARTENDER, TWO SHIRLEY TEMPLES, AND DON'T FORGET THE CHERRIES.

    [CHORUS]
    THESE LOADED QUESTIONS GOT ME GUESSIN, WHAT DIRT WILL GET LEARNT ABOUT MY FRIENDS THIS SESSION? THESE LOADED QUESTIONS GOT ME GUESSIN', WILL IT END UP IN A LAUGH OR A BOLD CONFESSION?

    NOW THAT JACOB'S GONE, LET'S CONTINUE THE GAME: QUESTION 2: WHAT'S GUARANTEED TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE?

    ONE OF US SAID FOOD (GROWL)
    ONE OF US SAID KITTENS (MEOW)
    AND, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? ONE OF US SAID TIED CHERRY STEMS.
    YES, MY LADY. OUR FATE, IS WRITTEN
    BUT THEN, JACOB COMES BACK IN WITH A BAG FULL OF KITTENS?!
    ARE YOU KIDDIN? THIS IS BAD LUCK
    I'VE BEEN SHOT DOWN BEFORE,
    BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN CAT BLOCKED
    I THOUGHT I MADE A MATCH
    BUT YOUR EX STEALS A CAT AND SHE TAKES TIGER WOODS BACK?
    YO, I'M A GOOD CATCH. THIS GIRL IS MENTAL.
    I SAT BACK AND DROWNED MY SORROWS IN SHIRLEY TEMPLES

    ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR ANTHONY'S GASTROINTESTINE (GROWL)
    JUST TWO TRUE FRIENDS PLAYING LOADED QUESTIONS
    OK, QUESTION 3: WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE?
    ANTHONY ANSWERS ME: I INTRODUCED YOUR SISTER TO JAKE.

    What?
    He bought me a sandwich, what was I supposed to do?
    Not eat it! Yeah, right.

    [CHORUS]
    THESE LOADED QUESTIONS
    GOT ME GUESSIN
    WHAT DIRT WILL GET LEARNT
    ABOUT MY FRIENDS THIS SESSION? THESE LOADED QUESTIONS
    GOT ME GUESSIN
    WILL IT END UP IN A LAUGH OR A BOLD CONFESSION? Show less
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