Kimmy Gatewood

Written by Kimmy Gatewood & Mark Douglas (The Key of Awesome) www.youtube.com/show/keyofawesome
Music by Cyrus Ghahremäni

Directed by Kimmy Gatewood
Choreography by Kathryn Burns
Production Assistance by Jeff Barker

Starring (in Order of Appearance)
Kimmy Gatewood - Nester
Rebekka Johnson - Friend www.youtube.com/user/applesisters
Tate Ellington - Husband
Rachel Bloom- Real Estate Agent www.youtube.com/user/racheldoesstuff
Tony Rodriguez - Manicurist
Lauren McCarthy - Friend / UPS
Kathryn Burns - Friend /UPS
Brandon Johnson - Doctor

NESTING LIKE A MOTHER F*#%ER
Kimmy Gatewood

Bought a house with all our money,
To make room for baby
Redecoratin’ & Renovatin’ and
It’s all lead free, mother fuckin’ lead free

Nesting like a mother fucker
Nesting like a mother fucker
Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
Yo I’m nesting, nesting, nesting

Gettin' ready for my new arrival
Ain't about decoratin' its about survival
I got no time for a mani pedi
Just focusin' on gettin' mi casa ready

I’m the DIY Princess, I made a bench from a log
I got so many before & after pic, Ima start a blog
I used to stay up all night drinking with my ho’s til dawn
Now I can’t sleep ‘cause I assembled this dresser wrong

Nesting like a mother fucker
Nesting like a mother fucker
Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
Is it weird for me to say mother fucker?
Manicurist: Yeah.

I’m the mother fuckin of Queen at Bed, Bath & Beyond
I get 20% off a single item with expired coupon
I got a Crate & Barrell delivery coming in at 3pm
Signature required, so I don’t wanna miss em
I go to Home Depot for some caulk n shit.
Then I run to IKEA for some Hogfardig sticks

I’m looking for worms, I’m gathering sticks
I’m a human bird! It’s instincts bitch

Nesting like a mother fucker
Nesting like a mother fucker
Yo I’m (clucks like a bird)
Husband: You know, technically I’m the mother fucker
Wife: Then shut up and paint, mother fucker

Wait, How did this happen?
We had sex.
We had sex
Doctor: You can get pregnant if you have unprotected sex
Husband: Ohhhh
Wife: And guess what comes next?

[music stops]
A lot of bills. And responsibility.

Aaaaaand
Nesting like a mother fucker
Nesting like a mother fucker
Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
Used up our money to make room for another
Now we nesting like a mother... Show less