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  • NESTING LIKE A MOTHER%&$#ER (UNCENSORED VERSION)

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    Written by Kimmy Gatewood & Mark Douglas (The Key of Awesome) www.youtube.com/show/keyofawesome
    Music by Cyrus Ghahremäni

    Directed by Kimmy Gatewood
    Choreography by Kathryn Burns
    Production Assistance by Jeff Barker

    Starring (in Order of Appearance)
    Kimmy Gatewood - Nester
    Rebekka Johnson - Friend www.youtube.com/user/applesisters
    Tate Ellington - Husband
    Rachel Bloom- Real Estate Agent www.youtube.com/user/racheldoesstuff
    Tony Rodriguez - Manicurist
    Lauren McCarthy - Friend / UPS
    Kathryn Burns - Friend /UPS
    Brandon Johnson - Doctor

    NESTING LIKE A MOTHER F*#%ER
    Kimmy Gatewood

    Bought a house with all our money,
    To make room for baby
    Redecoratin’ & Renovatin’ and
    It’s all lead free, mother fuckin’ lead free

    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
    Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
    Yo I’m nesting, nesting, nesting

    Gettin' ready for my new arrival
    Ain't about decoratin' its about survival
    I got no time for a mani pedi
    Just focusin' on gettin' mi casa ready

    I’m the DIY Princess, I made a bench from a log
    I got so many before & after pic, Ima start a blog
    I used to stay up all night drinking with my ho’s til dawn
    Now I can’t sleep ‘cause I assembled this dresser wrong

    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
    Is it weird for me to say mother fucker?
    Manicurist: Yeah.

    I’m the mother fuckin of Queen at Bed, Bath & Beyond
    I get 20% off a single item with expired coupon
    I got a Crate & Barrell delivery coming in at 3pm
    Signature required, so I don’t wanna miss em
    I go to Home Depot for some caulk n shit.
    Then I run to IKEA for some Hogfardig sticks

    I’m looking for worms, I’m gathering sticks
    I’m a human bird! It’s instincts bitch

    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Yo I’m (clucks like a bird)
    Husband: You know, technically I’m the mother fucker
    Wife: Then shut up and paint, mother fucker

    Wait, How did this happen?
    We had sex.
    We had sex
    Doctor: You can get pregnant if you have unprotected sex
    Husband: Ohhhh
    Wife: And guess what comes next?

    [music stops]
    A lot of bills. And responsibility.

    Aaaaaand
    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Nesting like a mother fucker
    Yo! I’m nesting like a mother fucker
    Used up our money to make room for another
    Now we nesting like a mother... Show less
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