KentuckyFriedGunman

I'm back after a 2-year absence that as far as I'm concerned whizzed by, but I'm not going to brag about it over a webcam in a six-minute circlejerk of a video, nor will I post some remix of some old Genesis music that by comparison makes dubstep sound like Beethoven's 9th, Fourth Movement.

Basically, my 2-year absence in a nutshell:
-I got tired of dealing with Bill Rigsby and that Squirrel thing and decided to just chill out with my then-new gaming PC.
-I graduated from [UNIVERSITY] in the Bay Area. If you don't know where that is, you should get your fucking head checked.
-I saved up $5000 over three years and went full-out with my next workstation, adding 6TB of HDD space and two BD-RE drives, among other comically unnecessary features.
-I discovered vloggers are even more entertaining to rip on than furries or fanboys.

Feel free to contact me through private messaging. I promise I can get back to you if it's not spam.