In this special edition extended cut (like Star Wars!), we detail the long and bizarre story of ImminentUprising, and how it lost its mind due to a first-impressions video of its awful game, The Slaughtering Grounds.
Originally called Squirty Plays, these are first impressions of new games - usually going in completely dark. Sometimes we stumble on something great. Not always though. Not with Steam's quality control!
Spinning the chamber and holding Early Access games right to the side of my stupid head. Some people claim you can't judge these games because they're out early ... I say if you're selling a thing, people have a right to take it for what it is now, not what it might be in some hypothetical future.
Steam Greenlight is a fascinating world. At once a realm of unfettered potential, and gibbering, incomprehensible madness. I cultivate and comment on the best speculative trailers for upcoming Greenlight projects, and by best, I do of course mean... well. Y'know.