InfantElephant

As a group of people who have all been half human, half musicians, and half centaurs all at once, Infant Elephant has actually raised Satan from the dead with nothing but their pure, unadulterated shred. Experienced musicians and top former members of The School of Rock All-Stars, Infant Elephant has performed individually as touring musicians in venues all throughout the United States such as the Lollapalooza festival in 2009 and 2012, The Waldorf Astoria Hotel Amphitheatre in New York City in 2010, and Red Rocks Amphitheatre in 2011, and played with various celebrity performers as backup musicians such as John Wetton of the bands Asia and King Crimson, Gloria Gaynor, famous singer and author of the hit song "I Will Survive," Dee Snider, and more before deciding to join forces and falcon punch the music scene in the vagina. They have been regarded as "so relentless and ballsy that they're equivalent to ripping your testicles off and playing them on a record player."