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  • All About That Paste

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    Download "All About That Paste" on iTunes!
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    Fans of authentic hummus know what it's REALLY all about (hint: it's not bass…) Hope you enjoyed this parody!  Thank you for all your support! Happy Thanksgiving!

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    Original song by Megan Trainor.  Parody lyrics by Remy.  Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.

    LYRICS:

    Because you know
    I'm all about that paste
    'bout that paste
    that hummus

    Yeah it's pretty clear
    this ain't no Thai food
    but I can dip it, dip it
    when I would like, dude

    It's got tahini, an Arab-like taste,
    and all the right oil in all the right places

    You said you get your hummus
    down at the corner shop?
    You know that dish ain't real, habibi
    Make it stop

    Ain't got enough tahini?
    You toss it back
    But every other kind is tasty
    from Beirut on to Iraq

    I said my Momma she told me
    don't worry about your thighs
    She told me eat some tabbouleh with it
    and you'll be alright
    (tabbouleh-bouleh)
    (no booty-booty)

    You know you won't see me eating from
    silicone hummus cups
    So if that's what you're into then
    go ahead and move along

    Remy Remz and I'm back again
    Don't know who I am? Baby, ask your friends
    If they say they don't know? Better ask again
    They still don't know? I guess that makes sense…

    If you suspect that the content is teeny
    Go to the lab and check the tahini
    Never dip a carrot or tortilla
    Hummus is like Katniss: it needs pita.

    I brought tabbouleh back
    You tell your skinny sandwiches that
    You think it's tasty but it's really bad
    But I'm here to tell you
    Every kind of it is tasty
    from Beirut on to Iraq

    I said my momma she told me
    don't worry about your thighs
    She said that girls will not like you
    does not matter what your size
    (that's kind of spooky)
    (why'd you tell that to me?)

    No you won't see me eating from
    silicone hummus cups
    So if that's what you're into then
    go ahead and move along Show less
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