Who here craves...
Monosodium glutamate mixed with some moist tapioca dextrin and succulent dimethylpolysiloxane...
Piled high with...
TBHQ, ammonium sulfate, liquid yeast, palm kernel oil, cheese culture, oleoresin and caramel color...
Oh and lettuce, yes, lettuce too... But of course.
Didn't your grade-school chemistry professor tell you to NOT ingest any chemicals?
Then why in DA FAK are so many FOAMING at the mouth for the juicy poison I described above?
Think about this....
Wanting to nosh on that amalgamation is pretty much the equivalent of taking a few bites of the ever so tasty Lindsey Lohan.
She is the chemical twin of the number FOUR at Chick-Fil-A (with EXTRA Chick-Fil-A sauce)!
Perhaps she should be dubbed: Spicy Chicken Sandwich Deluxe... Well, I mean, people have called her FIRE CROTCH in the past, so I guess that's pretty close...
And she actually sort of looks like this sandwich...
Any who... What I am getting at here is, YIKES!
Obviously (oh please tell me it's obvious!) ALL fast food isn't exactly your heart's BFF...
However... I am focusing on Chick-Fil-A because... It needs to be "Justin Biebered"... Or in other words: ROASTED.
Actually if Chick-Fil-A quit coating their chicken in processed white garbage and then dunking it in a jacuzzi full of soybean oil, and roasted it instead, THAT would be a step in the right direction in terms of healthifying it.
But since it's more likely that you'll see an octopus doing the Macarena in the Sahara Desert... I decided to take matters into my own hands and try to create a version of Chick-Fil-A's beloved Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich... That won't have your liver calling an ambulance for your heart.
To see just how I transformed Lindsey Lohan the sandwich ... Take a look at the latest GiGi Eats. I even was able to wrangle in Chick-Fil-A's # 1 Fan to do a side by side comparison... And he has a lot to "cluck" about...
For the Chicken:
1.25 pounds chicken
1/2 cup coconut flour
1/4 cup cassava flour (Otto's Naturals)
2 tsp paprika
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
1/2 tsp black pepper
pinch of salt
For the Chicken Bath:
1/2 cup unsweetened coconut milk
a dash of salt and pepper
Lets get SAUCY... Healthy Chick-Fil-A Sauce:
1 pasteurized egg
3 tbs yellow mustard
1 tbs sugar-free "honey" (Nature's Hollow Xylitol Honey)
1 tsp sugar-free BBQ sauce (Xyla Xylitol BBQ Sauce)
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp paprika
1 tsp lemon juice
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