It's the King Pellinore Show!

Harrumph!  King Pellinore here, awakened from a perfectly good 1500‑year nap to save your civilization by...hosting a YouTube channel.  And I'm not happy about it.

With great dubiousness of your ability to absorb anything on this channel, I grumpily present to you:

My fables, which are excellent

Other people’s fables, which are tolerable

Prose poems, which I defy you to understand

Shorts, which are too short (can you not pay attention longer than 11 seconds?  Don't get me started!)

And other random hodge-podgery.

I dare you (defy you!) to subscribe and learn something.

I'm not optimistic.

--Pellinore