• Moves Like Jabba (Maroon 5 PARODY!)

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    Richard Ryan as Han Solo - http://youtube.com/RatedRR
    WheezyWaiter as Obi Wan - http://youtube.com/WheezyWa...
    Kayla Sarian as Slave Lea - https://twitter.com/KaylaSa...
    Lawrence Green as Luke Skywalker
    Jason Bond as Porkins
    Edward Joyce as Rancor Trainer
    Shawn Nier as Boba Fett

    Thanks to Team Unicorn and the 501st Legion!

    Directed & Produced by Andy Signore
    Edited by Sunny Peabody
    Written by Andy Signore, Micah Brenner & Alex Sargeant

    Music by Sean Motley - Buy his albums here!

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    [Han Solo]
    Oh! He's Jabba the Hut
    He's a gangster
    90% percent butt
    High Blood Pressure
    On this pleasure barge, he always lives large
    with pig bodyguards

    He never wears clothes
    Cuz he's baller
    He puts on these shows
    Girl's wear collars
    She danced for a bit
    Got dropped in the pit
    Now she's rancor sh**
    cause he rolls like this

    Lick you with his tongue
    On the trap door
    Don't get it on your face
    He has cold sores

    Move like Jabba
    I'm eating food like Jabba
    Wish I could mooooooove... like Jabba

    No Jedi mind tricks can control him
    The force bounces off his double chin

    With them moves like Jabba
    He's got big boobs like Jabba
    I gotta moooooooove... like Jabba

    [Slave Lea]
    My little bro, is a jedi knight
    and you got my man stuck in carbonite
    So fat and greedy
    Prolly got diabetes
    Like Willfred Brimly

    So eat them frogs
    Cuz this won't end nice
    Grab this chain, ooh Jabba, take your life

    You put me in this slave outfit
    My little bro will see this
    Can't believe we kissed
    Ohhhhhh oh oh!
    I think he liked it

    [Han Solo]
    His big slimy tongue
    will seduce you
    laugh like Salacious Crumb
    when he shows you

    All these moves like Jabba
    I'm getting nude like Jabba
    I gotta mooooooove... like Jabba

    Goes to Space Buffets and eats it all
    That's why he's got really high Cholesterol

    With the moves like Jabba
    We've got the moves like Jabba
    I've got the moooooooves... like Jabba

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