So when it comes to keeping people alive who gets all the credit?
The heart . . . pump, pump, pump, pump.
What else does it do? Nothing.
I'll tell you what I do.
I take the trash out . . . every day . . . sometimes twice.
And what's the cherry on top of the crap sundae that's my life?
I'm the home of Australia's second deadliest cancer.
No one's even listening.
Give a $#*! about your bowel.