SimplyMonkey

"Seeker of the peace, part time chandelier cleaner, a legend in his own time, oppressor of champions, soldier of fortune, world traveler, all round good guy, casual hero, philosopher, wars fought, bears wrestled, equations solved, virgins enlightened, revolutions quelled, tigers castrated, orgies organized, bars quaffed dry, governments run, test rockets flown, life president of "Stayin ' Alive"."