#GREENSCREENDORK

Watch me, in all of my glory, watching other people.


 If you are so utterly and inextricably all encompassingly bored that you are willing to watch a person watch other persons then welcome home, because that is all I do.

Whew, what a day it's been for me! I did nothing so far. How about you? Anyways, as I was watching my daily 500+ Youtube videos I came to the simply brilliant conclusion that I should be watched while I'm watching and I should be paid. "Why?", you might ask, and to that I say "I hadn't even thought about that, give me a minute to endow my response with the fullness it deserves and I will tell you truthfully and honestly, I swear on the live of other people that I will." Then you never hear from me again because that is my typical response when I don't have an immediate answer and I am scared. One time when I gave that response in real life I realized that this was a person I couldn't evade forever without drastic action, so I moved to Alaska. That's how I lost mom.