Powerful Nothing

You know they say that all planeswalkers are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jace and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another planeswalker, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat me. Then you add Chandra to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See the 3 way on Arena, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Chandra KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!
So Jace, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning on Arena. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning on Arena. See Jace, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you.

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