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  • Andy Biersack & Onision FINALLY GET IT ON (Not Clickbait)

    37,325 views 12 hours ago
    Because I no longer have limitations with YouTube and can do whatever I want, I decided to make an entire video of me getting it on with Andy Biersack... what? Like you are REALLY surprised or even suggesting you would not do the same? Ok. Uncensored, full version: http://patreon.com/onision

    How do you think Andy Biersack or even worse his dad (who both follow me on Twitter) would react to seeing the full version? I WISH I could see it! OMG. Show less
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  • 10 THINGS I HATE Play all

    10 Things I Hate is a series created by Onision, dedicated to funny sketches about hating different things... fun!
    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EMOS - Duration: 4 minutes, 22 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 3,307,911 views
      You probably saw this coming... 10 things I hate about Emos, hosted by the loud & opinionated Rod Danger. Charlie's shirt (glows in the freaking dark): http://onision.net/shirts

      Special thanks to ...
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT TEENS - Duration: 3 minutes, 13 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 2,265,323 views
      These are some of the things I hate about teenagers, in this case, teen girls. I hate teenagers non-literally, but for the sake of comedy, these are a number of fun reasons. Whether you're an emo t...
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PARENTS - Duration: 6 minutes, 25 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 2,153,320 views
      My Mom did an awesome job raising my sisters and I, just want to make that clear... however as far as most every other experience I've had with parent figures... yikes. The following is a list of t...
    • 10 Things I Hate About Homophobic People (Homophobes) - Duration: 6 minutes, 3 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      • 2,034,943 views
      Thank you for doing an amazing job narrating Lainey: http://instagram.com/laineybot

      Homophobic people are individuals who fear gay people and the gay "lifestyle" as they call it... when really the...
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    • 10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HIPSTERS - Duration: 5 minutes, 59 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,894,028 views
      Love or hate hipsters, at least they recycle... kind of... :) My Tumblr: http://onision.com

      THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT
      10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HIPSTERS

      1. IF YOU LOVE IT, THEY HATE IT
      Dale: Hey Rod, do y...
    • 10 Things I Hate About MUSIC - Duration: 6 minutes, 27 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 1,830,503 views
      Music is an amazing part of life & makes this world a much better place... but that doesn't mean there is nothing sucky about it...

      Send Onision messages here: http://onision.net/contact

      YouTube
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE - Duration: 4 minutes, 16 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 1,627,119 views
      White people be crazy! No really, we often are. Meilyn: http://facebook.com/SayChow.Meilyn

      ORIGINAL SCRIPT

      1. Many make up terrible excuses for their racism.
      Mei: That was racist as hell!
      Richard...
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT SHOWERING - Duration: 3 minutes, 5 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,620,720 views
      I had too much fun making this video... the floor even leaked & I got a complaint from the neighbors below... eeek!!!

      Have you seen my other channels?
      Speaks: http://youtube.com/onisionspeaks
      Gami...
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT MEAT EATERS - Duration: 7 minutes, 39 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 1,612,573 views
      Consuming meat: worse for plants, worse for animals & worse for you... conclusion? You'd have to be stupid, stubborn, selfish, ignorant and/or all of the above to eat meat in our modern society.

      O...
    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PHONES - Duration: 4 minutes, 11 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,598,513 views
      Don't hate the phone, hate everyone who abuses them... LOL :) Hope you like this video, took tons of time to record, but as always, so worth it :)

      For those asking about the ring tone, it's on iTu...
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT DATING - Duration: 5 minutes, 2 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,519,265 views
      Dating can be awesome, an offer some of the best moments of our lives... but it's not always rainbows. Emo Charlie hooks up with Rod Danger's Dad's lady and... things just get Jerry.

      I know, it's ...
    • TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT GROWING UP - Duration: 3 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,511,016 views
      Growing up kinda sucks in quite a few ways... here's a list I put together to give you an idea.

      Thank you for being an awesome zit-popping bunny Lainey (her tumblr!) http://laineybot.tumblr.com

      1...
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  • Onision Music Videos Play all

    All of Onision's non "I'm So" music videos. Find The Ever Love, Scene Kid Love, and others here.
    • SHOWER SONG (How To Take A Shower) - Duration: 2 minutes, 20 seconds.

      • 6 years ago
      • 4,727,322 views
      The shower song teaches everyone how to take a shower in one of the most fun ways possible. Onision dumps soap all over while leaving his clothes on while singing the shower song for your entertain...
    • Hula Hoop Song - Duration: 2 minutes, 1 second.

      • 7 years ago
      • 2,909,917 views
      The Hula Hoop song by Onision is YouTube music video all about having fun with your own Hula Hoop. Can you do the hoolahoop? Can you do the hula hula hoop? THE MOST AMAZING HULA HOOP SONG IN THE UN...
    • I Love Potatoes (Potato Song) - Duration: 2 minutes, 5 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 2,396,976 views
      This music video is about my love for potatoes. I love potatoes so much that I wrote a potato song and sang about my love for it. I wrote & sang this song when I was 15. I'm 26 now & I decided to t...
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    • I'll Never Stop Loving You (A Song For My Son) - Duration: 3 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 926,341 views
      Thank you for all the requests for my latest songs to be on iTunes, keep looking, a new album should be out in the coming months: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/onision/id422119584

      Lyrics:
      Whe...
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    • HAIR DYE SONG - Duration: 2 minutes, 11 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 810,976 views
      If you're looking for a tutorial on how to dye your hair... keep looking. I'm a dork who has barely any idea what he's doing... however I did successfully dye my hair... without missing spots too! ...
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    • UNSUBSCRIBE SONG - Duration: 2 minutes, 2 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 748,394 views
      NOW ON ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/unsubscribe/id704538955...

      YouTube thinks the Onision channel & many others should make a video trying to get people to subscribe to us. A...
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    • Mime Song - Duration: 109 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 729,625 views
      Two mimes rap, dance and rip tricks like mimes do. They lyrics? I donno... watermelons? I'm pretty sure they said "Watermelon" somewhere in there... do you see it?

      Download the free MP3: http://...
    • No One Will Remember Your Name - Duration: 2 minutes, 37 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 714,430 views
      Originally I was just going to upload the music video portion of this video... but it was horribly depressing so I had Emo Charlie point out how mental it is. Thanks Charlie :)

      Send Onision messag...
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    • PEE PEE SONG - Duration: 2 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 6 years ago
      • 673,108 views
      CRAZY fun music video with trannies, rappers & frozen sacks!!! Oh my!!!

      Pee Pee Song by SmellzYeButt & Onision - YEAH!!!!

      SmellzYeButt's Channel - http://youtube.com/smellzyebutt

      Onision'...
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    • Fat Fat Burger Burger - Duration: 2 minutes, 8 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      • 624,257 views
      A super fun song for everyone :) Cow cow goat goat :D

      The Fat Fat Burger Burger song is now available on iTunes!!! ~ http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fat-fat-burger-burger/id...
    • Black Ink (New Single by Onision) - Duration: 4 minutes, 22 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 623,000 views
      Thank you for reviewing Black Ink on iTunes!:
      https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/black-ink-single/id9071...

      Lyrics To Black Ink:

      Tonight I'm polluting your body,
      Your mind's so broken,
      And that ...
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    • Happy Fun Song - Duration: 2 minutes, 10 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      • 558,678 views
      More comments, fun fun reading comments... comments :)

      Happy Fun Song is now available on iTunes!!! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/happy-fun-song/id5059916...

      This song was creat...
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  • Death Note Cosplay Play all

    Onision plays Light Yagami, L, Misa, Ryuk & other Death Note characters in this Death Note parody series.
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  • Overly Dramatic Comedy Play all

    A series of dramatic videos created by Onision.
    • LEAFY I BEG FOR MERCY - Duration: 5 minutes, 42 seconds.

      • 9 months ago
      • 1,626,001 views
      I'm so sorry Leafy :'(

      You PWNED me, I give up D':

      All bow before LeafyIsHere :'(
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    • My Girlfriend's Pregnant - Duration: 71 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 1,448,485 views
      While this video is a joke, and I reacted much better than this :P that pregnancy test was legit... she's really pregnant.

      Don't believe me? You don't have to... just wait about 8 months ;)

      S...
    • Yes, I'm Transgender (It Is NOT A Mental Illness) - Duration: 4 minutes, 12 seconds.

      • 8 months ago
      • 1,411,110 views
      It's time I come clean. This topic has been everywhere as of late, from people saying transgender is a mental illness, to the transgender bathroom debate or bullying transgender people in general, ...
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    • I'm Having A Baby - Duration: 3 minutes, 48 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 1,407,767 views
      So... yeah, I took a test and it turns out... well... whether or not I'm capable of having a kid is up to you to decide, but I'm pretty sure this video concludes whether or not I am even able to im...
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    • Help YouTuber Marina Joyce (#SaveMarinaJoyce) - Duration: 4 minutes, 34 seconds.

      • 8 months ago
      • 1,402,435 views
      LIKE if you hate it when women are treated like they are helpless. DISLIKE if you love fake sympathy from fake people.

      Don't act like you're empowering women when you clearly think they have none....
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    • ONISION'S NEWBORN BABY! - Duration: 84 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 1,216,263 views
      He's finally here! Lainey and I don't talk much anymore, but we both love him very much!

      Contact Me
      http://onision.net/contact

      YouTube
      http://youtube.com/Onision

      Facebook
      http://facebook.com/oni...
    • Why Lainey & Billie Dumped Onision - Duration: 4 minutes, 10 seconds.

      • 9 months ago
      • 904,216 views
      LIKE if you hate abusive boyfriends, DISLIKE if you love child bullies.

      Billie uses Onision's voicemails to explain why she & Lainey are no longer associating with him. Voicemails also illustrate ...
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    • 5 COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT ONISION - Duration: 2 minutes, 12 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 885,105 views
      The crazy reality is, some people actually believe I am these things... oh internet!

      Thank you Lainey for doing such a great job playing my seventh wife! :) http://laineybot.tumblr.com

      Contact Me...
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    • Lainey Divorced Onision (+ Depressing House Tour) - Duration: 3 minutes, 14 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      • 787,364 views
      My wife Laineybot... or... I'm sorry... EX wife took all my stuff in my house and left me for a woman, just like you all warned me she would. Thank you guys, for knowing more about my personal life...
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    • Emo Hitler - Duration: 109 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 670,017 views
      Emo (as in emotional) Hitler, a man who loses his temper easily & has a high risk of suicide. Be careful with this man, er gefährlich ist. My mom: http://youtube.com/vamchoir

      Send Onision messages...
    • SHE'S OFF LIMITS - Duration: 71 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 668,476 views
      A girl approaches her boyfriend hoping to get his attention but he's resistant... but why? Anna's channel: http://youtube.com/annalichty

      THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT
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      *...
    • I'm Gay - Duration: 104 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 641,436 views
      Thank you Cyr for helping me film this, and being so supportive in my videos!!! http://youtube.com/cyr1216

      Essentially, we're all gay... :) if you didn't catch everything in the video, here's th...
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  • Onision Parody Play all

    A collection of parodies/spoof vids of various television shows, people and more.
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  • The TRUTH About Onision Play all

    The true nature of Onision brought to light. Is he good? Bad? Who is he exactly?
    • Draw My Wife (Onision's Relationship Story) - Duration: 4 minutes, 27 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      • 1,135,671 views
      My father-in-law heard about this video and responded with this: https://twitter.com/Onision/status/687099400116514816

      Now to be clear, I can only go off my own personal experiences with my father...
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    • Facts About Onision - Duration: 2 minutes, 39 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 1,073,539 views
      Most my happiness as a child I owe to my mom & as an adult, to my wife. I am grateful for the people in my life & the opportunities I've been given. Thank you.

      Send Onision messages here: http://o...
    • Lainey & Greg (A Day Of Our Life) - Duration: 2 minutes, 29 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 1,022,844 views
      NOW ON ITUNES!!! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/so-in-love/id704538955?...

      Just a stupid little song I made about a day Lainey & I spent together... we're around each other 24/7, so wha...
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    • MY GIRLFRIEND ROBBED ME - Duration: 7 minutes, 9 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 982,409 views
      A girlfriend, three landlords, a contractor and many more not mentioned all scammed or attempted to scam me... if you're an idiot like me who falls for this stuff, hopefully this video serves as a ...
    • MY SARCASTIC LIFE - Duration: 5 minutes, 49 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 934,124 views
      Are you sarcastic like me? It helps me cope with... well... ugh. I made this video to kinda... vent. Anyway, love this video? Awesome :) Otherwise, you know what they say, when you see a video you ...
    • TO ALL ONISION SUBSCRIBERS: THE TRUTH - Duration: 6 minutes, 29 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      • 880,919 views
      I was originally going to just vlog this, but Onision didn't let me finish. You should all know who Onision really is. Who you're subscribed to. This channel is now his wife Lainey's to deal with. ...
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    • Myths About Onision - Duration: 3 minutes, 12 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 858,461 views
      There's me, and then there's some person some strangers say I am... polar opposite people in many cases, kinda blows my mind.

      Send Onision messages here: http://onision.net/contact

      YouTube
      http:/...
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    • EIGHT Gold/Silver Play Button Plaques (YouTuber: Onision) - Duration: 4 minutes, 24 seconds.

      • 8 months ago
      • 661,530 views
      I've gotten eight gold & silver play button plaques over the last 9 years of being a YouTuber. For the last few years I've been uploading two videos a day (including weekends), before that I was up...
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    • MY BAD ADVICE - Duration: 4 minutes, 33 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 519,075 views
      Know someone who gives bad advice? I know quite a few, most all of them are in my head though :P Want bad advice? Check out my Speaks channel :) http://youtube.com/onisionspeaks or go here: http://...
    • I Quit Me - Duration: 4 minutes, 3 seconds.

      • 10 months ago
      • 515,801 views
      Over the last couple years, the US has changed significantly. The social structure appears to be far more hostile than ever and I've lost my appetite for being part of the ongoing conflict. We need...
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    • Meet Onision's Mom - Duration: 82 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 477,944 views
      My mom is one of the most interesting people I know :) Say hello via her blog: http://vampshe.tumblr.com/

      Send Onision messages here: http://onision.net/contact

      YouTube
      http://youtube.com/Onision...
    • NOBODY LIKES ONISION (SONG) - Duration: 2 minutes, 9 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 325,929 views
      NOW ON ITUNES!!! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nobody-likes-onision/id...

      I was going to make a standard comedy sketch today... but I decided to just... sing about what's on ...
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