• Onision's Baby Update

    161,844 views 6 days ago
    Here's some footage of Onision taking care of his baby. Clearly he is a very good father & also clearly this video is a joke. If you are offended or do not find this funny, know that I never want to hang out with you because you are no fun at all. It's a baby doll, it is not real, and you should have been crying from laughter, not frowning & being all grumpy.

    Now, for some more videos:


    My Butt Baby

    Dead Baby Jokes

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    • YouTubers I Wank To // Emo Charlie - Duration: 2 minutes, 6 seconds.

      • 4 days ago
      That's right... the title is accurate. This video is about YouTubers I wank to... well... Emo Charlie. But... unfortunately Emo Charlie doesn't quite enjoy the first ones as much as he does the las...
    • Onision's Baby Update - Duration: 3 minutes, 22 seconds.

      • 6 days ago
      Here's some footage of Onision taking care of his baby. Clearly he is a very good father & also clearly this video is a joke. If you are offended or do not find this funny, know that I never want t...
    • British Accents Are SO Stupid - Duration: 3 minutes, 47 seconds.

      • 1 week ago
      British accents and most accents in general are awful. They're bad because they don't accurately reflect how words are spelled, like even the typical American language is a joke considering silent ...
    • BAD BABY/KIDS TOYS HAUL w/ Thomas The Train My Little Pony & Pokemon! - Duration: 8 minutes, 13 seconds.

      • 2 weeks ago
      My kids toys are mostly of animals like the Lion from Lion King, My Little Pony horses and fun vehicles like those from Thomas the Train. Some of the toys are compatible with baby-sized kids, and o...
    • Eugenia Cooney's Cooking Show - Duration: 5 minutes, 5 seconds.

      • 3 weeks ago
      Eugenia Cooney hosts her own cooking show to prove to all the critics/haters that she does in fact eat. Sharing her own cooking recipe, Eugenia eliminates all doubts regarding anorexia roomers and ...
    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT AGENDERPHOBIC PEOPLE - Duration: 5 minutes, 9 seconds.

      • 3 weeks ago
      Agender people, they are individuals who do not identify as male or female exclusively, and rather more strongly feel a connection to the absence of a gender. Basically they see social constructs i...
    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT GREG - Duration: 3 minutes, 29 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Sarah is not really fond of Greg, so she suggested he make a video about why she hates him. So... I guess this is funny or something... yay, Greg sucks. The end. Thanks for being in the video Ayall...
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    • DEATH METAL ISN'T DEAD - Duration: 2 minutes, 47 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Guys, I put a lot of work into this Death Metal song, please like this video and don't say anything mean as it would break my heart. Thanks Ayalla for your amazing vocals, they were wonderful! Prob...
    • WARNING: REAL WORLD PURGE IS TONIGHT - Duration: 3 minutes, 21 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      The real world purge... the internet has advertised the possibility of it becoming a real world thing, repeatedly... only it never happens because anyone who participates in that would be beyond st...
    • Why I Voted For Hillary Clinton - Duration: 65 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Just wanted to let you guys know REAL QUICK why I voted for Hillary Clinton... I mean, my logic is right... right? I think I worded everything quite well. Thank you for understanding and accepting ...
    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP - Duration: 4 minutes, 58 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Donald Trump is very popular among straight white men... that's about it. The rest of us are looking atTrump thinking "What even?" There are tons of things not to like, but here are 10 things I ver...
    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT HALLOWEEN - Duration: 3 minutes, 34 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Halloween is a lovely holiday, maybe the best. It's a chance to upset your socially conservative family members with crazy halloween costumes, horrify passing yuppie folk with extreme decorations a...
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  • 10 THINGS I HATE Play all

    10 Things I Hate is a series created by Onision, dedicated to funny sketches about hating different things... fun!
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  • Onision Music Videos Play all

    All of Onision's non "I'm So" music videos. Find The Ever Love, Scene Kid Love, and others here.
    • SHOWER SONG (How To Take A Shower) - Duration: 2 minutes, 20 seconds.

      • 6 years ago
      The shower song teaches everyone how to take a shower in one of the most fun ways possible. Onision dumps soap all over while leaving his clothes on while singing the shower song for your entertain...
    • Hula Hoop Song - Duration: 2 minutes, 1 second.

      • 7 years ago
      The Hula Hoop song by Onision is YouTube music video all about having fun with your own Hula Hoop. Can you do the hoolahoop? Can you do the hula hula hoop? THE MOST AMAZING HULA HOOP SONG IN THE UN...
    • I Love Potatoes (Potato Song) - Duration: 2 minutes, 5 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      This music video is about my love for potatoes. I love potatoes so much that I wrote a potato song and sang about my love for it. I wrote & sang this song when I was 15. I'm 26 now & I decided to t...
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    • I'll Never Stop Loving You (A Song For My Son) - Duration: 3 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      Thank you for all the requests for my latest songs to be on iTunes, keep looking, a new album should be out in the coming months: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/onision/id422119584

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    • HAIR DYE SONG - Duration: 2 minutes, 11 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      If you're looking for a tutorial on how to dye your hair... keep looking. I'm a dork who has barely any idea what he's doing... however I did successfully dye my hair... without missing spots too! ...
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    • Mime Song - Duration: 109 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      Two mimes rap, dance and rip tricks like mimes do. They lyrics? I donno... watermelons? I'm pretty sure they said "Watermelon" somewhere in there... do you see it?

      Download the free MP3: http://...
    • UNSUBSCRIBE SONG - Duration: 2 minutes, 2 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      NOW ON ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/unsubscribe/id704538955...

      YouTube thinks the Onision channel & many others should make a video trying to get people to subscribe to us. A...
    • No One Will Remember Your Name - Duration: 2 minutes, 37 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      Originally I was just going to upload the music video portion of this video... but it was horribly depressing so I had Emo Charlie point out how mental it is. Thanks Charlie :)

      Send Onision messag...
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    • PEE PEE SONG - Duration: 2 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      CRAZY fun music video with trannies, rappers & frozen sacks!!! Oh my!!!

      Pee Pee Song by SmellzYeButt & Onision - YEAH!!!!

      SmellzYeButt's Channel - http://youtube.com/smellzyebutt

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    • Fat Fat Burger Burger - Duration: 2 minutes, 8 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      A super fun song for everyone :) Cow cow goat goat :D

      The Fat Fat Burger Burger song is now available on iTunes!!! ~ http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fat-fat-burger-burger/id...
    • Black Ink (New Single by Onision) - Duration: 4 minutes, 22 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      Thank you for reviewing Black Ink on iTunes!:

      Lyrics To Black Ink:

      Tonight I'm polluting your body,
      Your mind's so broken,
      And that ...
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    • Happy Fun Song - Duration: 2 minutes, 10 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      More comments, fun fun reading comments... comments :)

      Happy Fun Song is now available on iTunes!!! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/happy-fun-song/id5059916...

      This song was creat...
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