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  • 10 Things I Hate About Boyfriends

    123,346 views 1 day ago
    Some boyfriends are great, many are not... this video covers various things lots of people might hate about boyfriends... Onision & Cyr play the boyfriends, Amelia & Anastazia play the girlfriends. Meanwhile, this video is narrated by Lainey.

    YouTubers in this video:

    Lainey: http://youtube.com/laineybot

    Cyr: http://youtube.com/iamcyr

    Amelia Talon: https://www.youtube.com/cha...

    Anastazia: https://www.youtube.com/cha...

    Brief guest: Anastazia's boyfriend Wes

    The original script: 10 Things I Hate About Boyfriends

    A lot of them say abusive things and act like they did nothing wrong.

    Girl: It’s like you don’t understand my feelings at all.
    Guy: Well, Im sorry I’m not some idiot pathetic wuss sponge who’s
    obsessed with drama.
    Girl: Did you just call me an idiot?
    Guy: Oh I’m sorry slut.
    Girl: WHAT!?

    They aren’t very sympathetic or compassionate.

    Girl: I have horrible cramps right now.
    Guy: Oh boo hoo. People are starving in Africa.
    Girl: Why are you so horrible?
    Guy: When I have sex with you the only thing I feel is remorse!
    Girl: What!??!?
    Guy: I’m sorry, that… I didn’t mean to say that.
    Girl: *crying*
    Guy: Oh this again, god! *storms off*

    They act like only what they do is important.

    Girl: I cleaned the whole house and did the dishes.
    Guy: Wow, I paid the bills, but no, what you did is important to.
    Girl: Was that sarcastic.
    Guy: I’ve lost all respect for you.
    Girl: *puts head down*

    They freak out if you are ever seen too close to another girl.

    Girl: *kissing other girl*
    Guy: What are you doing!?
    Girl: Oh, sorry, I’ve just…
    Guy: You’re a skank & I never want to see you again.
    Girl: Baby!
    Guy: *slams door*
    OTHER Girl: Well… we could always continue…
    Girl: I’m not in the mood Stacy.
    OTHER Girl: *head down* Oh, I’ll just… I’m sorry.

    *both girls sitting there*

    *girl lunges at other girl to kiss her again*

    They can be really controlling.

    Guy: Where are you going?
    Girl: Out…
    Guy: Out where?
    Girl: To the store?
    Guy: With who?
    Girl: Myself?
    Guy: Why?
    Girl: To get food.
    Guy: How long are you going to be gone?
    Girl: Like 20 minutes.
    Guy: Why aren’t you taking me…
    Girl: *slams door*
    Guy: YOU COME BACK HERE!

    Some physically abuse their girlfriends,

    Girl: Hey, I’m home.
    Guy: *leaps out and punches girlfriend in the face*
    Girl: *screams*
    Guy: You’re 20 minutes late and still no dinner!


    They like the girls pictures on Instagram,

    Guy: *sees girls picture and clicks like*
    Girl Across Hall: Oh! You liked my photo
    Girlfriend: *looks at him and glares*
    Guy: What? She’s hot.
    Girl Across Hall: Thank you.
    Girlfriend: You never like my photos.
    Guy: Ugh, are you on your period?
    Girlfriend: REALLY!?

    A lot of them finish before their girlfriends get off.

    Guy: Do you want to have s**?
    Girl: Sure, let’s go to the bedroom.
    Guy: Done.
    Girl: What?
    Guy: I already came. That was great.


    Many only treat you nice when they want to sleep with you.

    Guy: Hey baby.
    Girl: Hey baby yourself.
    Guy: How are you?
    Girl: Wow, you care?
    Guy: Yeah, you’re beautiful.
    Girl: *giggles*
    *cut to shot of guy and girl under sheet*
    Guy: I’m gonna go play video games, see you whenever bye.
    Girl: Cuddles?
    Guy: *slammed door*


    Many compare you to other women.

    Guy: You’re getting kind of ugly, why can’t you be more like her?
    *points at other girl*
    Girl: Oh you mean the woman I’m leaving you for?
    Guy: What?
    Girl: By the way, she actually knows how to get me off.
    Guy: WHAAAAT!?
    Girl: Bye!!! *they walk off holding hands*
    Guy: YEAH WELL…
    Girl: *slams door* Show less
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