Mincer Ray

Hello?  …  Hello!?  … Can anyone hear us!?  …  Please!  Help!  We are trapped deep in the bowels of electronic music (Berlin), where guitars are shunned & dreadlocks with legs juggle at every corner.  The heartless, mindless throb of the Minimal Electro robots is being pumped deep into our brains in attempt to erase our imaginations and enjoy How I Met Your Mother.  Please hurry!  Our air supply is running low.  …  Light… fading fast.  …  Please… help…  before **cough** **cough** too late….