The Highjiver

I am sociable, outgoing, quite extroverted, misanthropic at times yet other times quite philanthropic. I tend to contradict myself, wear a peculiar countenance from lack of sleep, despise insipid conversations, I get on my own nerves, spell like a fifth grader, use my diagnosis of florid ADHD as an excuse for the loquacious tendencies I can't seem to control. I was born with red hair, I still have red hair. I never liked Top-40 radio hits, prefer maudlin music because it makes me introspective, have an IQ of 131 but if you talk to me long enough you would swear it bordered on the low seventies. I have an opened mind with a critical eye. I live on the dole, below the poverty level, but am rich with imagination. I am deeply affected by art and pathos. I have a pernicious suspicion toward bigots. I do not sing in the shower. I am sometimes goofy, serious, satirical, extroverted and bouncy but rarely do I possess the temperament of a potato.