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You must be incredibly bored to be reading this, so I will entertain you with the world's funniest joke (it's true, Google it): 

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. 

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

(background picture contains panels from June 4, 2008 and January 4, 2011's garfield minus garfield. you should check it out, yo.)