Egnards

I’m Egnards: SWGOH strategist, and spreadsheet enthusiast. I break down crystal income, autoplay optimization, and the absurdity of relic decisions with sharp analysis and satire. You’ll find original Seussian parodies, strong takes on game updates, and plenty of jabs at Capital Games’ monetization. I don’t sugarcoat, I won’t take JML to r9, and I definitely don’t eat pinecones. Subscribe if you like your Star Wars content smart, salty, and slightly unhinged.