Hook, Line and Sinker

I'm the hapless amateur fisherman who's hooked more humans than fish! Join me aboard as I narrate my hilarious misadventures trying to spear gigantic tuna and wrestle marlins double my size.

You'll see me get tackled by a dolphin, emerge with my wetsuit half-off, and miss a trophy fish following me by mere feet. My recklessness borders on stupidity, but it guarantees gut-busting fails as I risk life, limb, and dignity in hopeless pursuit of an elusive catch.

Come for the underwater fiascos, stay for the speargun inspiration! Or at least leave chuckling at this foolhardy angler's refusal to hang up his rod 'til he finally catches a legendary fish.