Marquee Shift

Oh hello there, what are you doing here?

You want me to bless you with some of my wisdom?

Well, why didn't you say so before?

Alright then, grab your blankets and tuck yourself in bed as I tell you one of the urban legends back in my days.

Once upon a time (April 2020),
 There once was a wee little lad named {insert_name_here}.
 He always dreamt of creating videos for all the good boys and girls in the world to wonder, "What the f*** is this?".... This is the result of his dreams.