Mylo Hatzenbuhler

The YouTube home of Mylo Hatzenbuhler! Mylo Hatzenbuhler, the humble farmboy who has become known as the “Strasburg Superstar” to his followers, a fourth-generation fictional farmboy who lives with his fictional wife, Emma, and family on a fictional farm “eight miles east of Strasburg and a half,” as Mylo puts it. (NOTE: All quotes not otherwise attributed are Mylo’s actual words)

Mylo S. Hatzenbuhler (“The ‘s’ doesn’t stand for anything: my Papa dropped a noodle on the birth certificate”) was born on a hot day in August to Alma and Reinie Hatzenbuhler, the second of five children (see fourth-generation for more information on Mylo’s family); he grew up in Strasburg, and was just a normal, humble farmboy until that fateful day:

 “The news came over the school loudspeaker that Elvis Parsley had died. I was only 15 at the time, but I remember like it was yesterday; I turned to my 5th-grade teacher and said, ‘The world needs me.'”