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  • Dez Pas Cinco (Ten Minutes to Five - Despacito Parody)

    103,174 views 4 months ago
    When you're working all day and it's Dez Pas Cinco (10 minutes to 5) everyone starts the count down! Here's our parody on the world wide mega hit, Despacito! #PortugueseKids #PortugueseProblems #WorkHard #PlayHard


    Lyrics:

    Eeh. Portuguese Kids. When are you getting out of work?

    Please, why won’t this long day finally come to an end?
    Sweatin out here workin construction.
    Please, I’m so tired I’m been up since 5am.
    Made my lunch then ironed my cuecas.

    Ooh. I took my last break at half past 3.
    I wish I could win the lottery.
    So I could tell my boss, kiss my cuezinho.
    Oh but no. I can’t, I work for my Uncle Joe.
    And he would rat me out to my Vavo.
    So I’m stuck at work ten more minuTos.

    CHORUS: X2
    Dez pas cinco. Almost out of work it’s dez pas cinco.
    Head right to the clube and have a drinko.
    I can’t wait to hang out with my amigos.

    Oooh. Then I go home and eat my mom’s leftover sopa.
    Fresh pão with butter in my boca.
    Her canja is my favorito.

    Then shave, shower dress and meet up with my baby Rita.
    So hot she make my heart batida.
    When I watch her dance the Chamarita.

    The night’s not over yet so vamos.
    We’re drinkin playin dominos.
    No hammer in my hand, gonna celebrate til Sabado.
    Forget about the week and all the things I built with plywood.
    Gotta take a break when you’ve been working since your childhood.

    When I was only 15 working landscape with my father.
    Never saw a dime, I gave my check up to my mother.
    But that’s the way it goes in a Portuguese casa.
    You work and work and work, and end up with nada

    Cachaca, cachaca. Have some more cachaca.
    Help your achy back veja-se esta merda passa.

    Some people say we’re crazy.
    We work until we’re 80.
    No one ever said that Portuguese are lazy.

    Cachaca, cachaca. Have some more cashaca.
    Help your achy back veja-se esta merda passa.

    It’s almost time to leave and
    I really can’t believe it.
    Gotta get ready to festa all week-end yeah.

    CHORUS: 2X
    Dez pas cinco. Almost out of work it’s dez pas cinco.
    Head right to the clube and have a drinko.
    I can’t wait to hang out with my amigos.

    Oooh. Then I go home and eat my mom’s leftover sopa.
    Fresh pão with butter in my boca.
    Her conja is my favorito.

    Then shave, shower dress and meet up with my baby Rita.
    So hot she make my heart batida.
    When I watch her dance the Chamarita.

    Dez pas cinco. Almost out of work it’s dez pas cinco.
    Head right to the clube and have a drinko.
    I can’t wait to hang out with my amigos.

    Cachaca, cachaca. Have some more cachaca.
    Help your achy back veja-se esto merda passa.

    Everybody’s goin louco
    Cachaca is our favorito.

    Cachaca, cachaca. Have some more cachaca.
    Help your achy back veja-se esto merda passa.

    Everybody’s goin louco
    Cachaca is our favorito.

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