Tome Of Many Things

TL;DR: Randomness and Chaos

A Tome of Many Things is theorised by scholars to contain all conceivable and metaphysical information simultaneously. including (but not limited to) the complete works of Shakespeare, the absolute and concise theory of everything, irrefutable evidence of God, sixteen separate recipes for cupcakes, and a magical spell for "embiggening".

It is thought by some that a TOMT (as it is known for brevity) is a collection of every possible arrangement of characters and ideas (including every written and unwritten book) which only collapses into one waveform when observed. 
But this is hearsay, and I am one man with limited time and resources, so what appears here is likely to be rather less grand.