Woodlands Woodlice CC

Friendly, touring cricket team based out of Derby, UK. Aspirations to win the Euromillions and build a multi-sport 10,000+ seater complex so friends and family have somewhere nice to sit.
Clubs rules include:
- 18oC or above for games to go ahead
- Barney must bat at 4 or above (otherwise he'll bat himself at 11 because he's too nice)
- Being overly competitive is grounds for immediate sanction

Sanctions include:
- Being told off by DC