WitheredAnimatronic7

Hello? Hello? Oh, hi. Welcome to WitheredAnimatronic's Pizzeria. I think you applied for a night shift here, right? Yeah. Uhhh- Quickly, these things could (and most likely will) happen: trauma, death, and deja vu of what 3rd grade felt like. And if you survive, these side effects will 99.9% occur: hatred, becoming a sociopath, becoming a backstabber, sometimes literally stabbing backs, etc. You get the point. Anywho, I have to get going, Mr. Cawthon's threatening to kill me because I'm doing another phone call instead of the one for the other night shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Quickly, before I go- None of these things will happen if you subscribe!- mmph, mmmmph!