whatabesch

Whatabesch is a prominent figure in the community of chugging quicksand. People have doubted his sand-consuming abilities until he proved his worth on December 4th, 2029, when he decided to break the world record for one hour stomach expansion via quicksand. Nobody ever expected a human to be able to gain 67 pounds just by consuming quicksand in such a short amount of time, but he managed to shut down those assumptions with the help of his trusted friend and life coach, Sabrina Carpenter, who had been training him in the field since he was 24 years old. He is now 25 and has come an incredibly long way, as he has attracted many sponsors because of the exposure from this monumental achievement, including the famous meat company, Dietz & Watson, who idolized him so much that they even decided to change their name to What & Besch and started selling QuickDogs™ using their famous slogan, "They Just Pass Right Through You!". The sand has done a significant amount of damage to his organs