Westbomb

Tommy Hardnips & the bustlin boys from Bartentown played a hard rockin show down at Cindy Lou's Haberdashery. This community loves what they do, so no person is allowed to take down their happy dance signs posted around town. Taking down just one sign is fineable up to 34 beans & a stack of waggles. Bartentown officials approve the tar & feathering of any individual associated with the Bob Knockwater band from the neighboring town to the East. Anyone caught fraternizing with those associated with the lesser band will be hunted with pitch forks & radar tracking technology. Captured individuals will be forced to die dancing a nifty little jig to the superior town's band, Tommy Hardnips & the bustlin boys from Bartentown. 

A message from your Mayor, Jammis Harbops